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May 10, 2002

i must be hungry because you seem attractive

microwave hotdogs are the best kind. they retain a beautiful springiness, a sort of beef-laden resistance to the cruel teeth you foist upon them. as we all must deal with those grimy, cracked teeth of oppression. and therefor, long live the Beef. i am to be the hotdog of the new generation, microwaved and brimming with saucy juices and oils. bite me.

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Remember last night? Both bottles, baby. I feel ill.