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April 14, 2005
iBeg to differ.
I find it absolutely shameless...or shameful...whatever, i find it disgusting that some lowlife has stopped low enough to do absolutely vile and low stuff, like leak the President's iPod playlist to the liberal media! This act of audio-terrorist psy-ops cannot go unpunished. If one of those cursed sandrats figures out what our President listens to, he may possibly be able to predict what sort of beat President Bush shakes his muscular Texan hip to, he may, from there, be able to step inside the pscyhological locus of He-Who-Is-Bush, thereby predicting our every move and threatening the very future of our American Way.
think about it.
This is exactly why the public has been given the "cover" playlist, containing such safe, American hits as "Centerfield" by John Fogerty (singer of "Fortunate Son"), and "My Sharona," by The Knack (singers of "Good Girls Don't").
But would the White House really give up the key to that shrewd and infathomable mind so easily? Or were we led to believe what we were to keep us calm? What is the actual playlist on George W. Bush's iPod? Let me give you the lowdown:
Hegemony for Dummies on Mp3 Windows Startup Chime by Microsoft Boston Cat Dying on Very Cold Morning by Björk Anything by Warlords Learn English in Six Easy Cassettes! 18 and life by Skid Row Grimgerde by Wagner Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi Killing An Arab by The Cure Jonas Silverman reads "My First Summer at the Bathhouse"
And many other very rocking tracks. So let's just get that straight. You think you know everything, but if that were true, you'd have your life in order, now wouldn't you?
Lots of glove, and a rough, hurried, condescending pity-handjob,
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