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April 11, 2005
My Love Knows No Limits.
if you were a dog, i'd lick the foam from your rabid mouth; i'd sniff your ass until my fur radiated with the scent of you. if you were an ugly raisin, i'd throw the rest of the box out so you could be the most beautiful raisin in the room. if you were a moldy sneaker insert, i'd lick the fuzz from your cold, wet surface with a smile on my face. that's how much i love you.
if you were george bush, i'd stroke your troubled monkey brow and make sweet chirping sounds whilst picking bugs from your matted back. if you were a jellyfish, i'd let you slide your acidic tentacles up my ass until you stung me so bad i was wound tighter than a banjo string and hiccuping electricity. if you were a bag of soot i'd suck you so deep into my lungs that i'd vomit and die immediately. if you were a robin's egg, i'd suck you into my gut with the velocity of a train. if you were a herpes blister, i'd pop you between my teeth and let you ooze all over my shining lips. if you were a dungheap, i'd sneak you into my tent and light you on fire. if you were a maggot, i'd slide you under my eyelid. that's how much i love you.
SUPERMILK is an expert Squeezer of Lemon, Thumber of Nose, and Navigator of Moronity. His mark can be found on the Bedpan of Hammurabi, the forehead of Dagonet, and the office stationery of Jorge Bourgoise. Additionally, he braised this tender piece of monkeymeat at 1:13 PM
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