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September 8, 2005
You're My Sliver of Baklava and I'm Your Ticklish Scar Tissue
oh, the memories. everytime i look at the sore under my lip i think of you. like my love feelings, it now has become like a scab that i cannot resist. it's the phone, when i reach for it, and saying hello is like peeling up the purple plate and peeking at the pale skin like pupa, moist and unformed.
actually, no. it's not become like that at all. things are still groovy, and ever since measuring you for hand balloons, i've not been happier. i've taken up whiskey, in place of your fake sympathies. it's working out well. i wake up filled with cheese, and i hardly need to shop for food anymore. i'm unbecoming human, and it's about time.
by the way, chances are slim to excellent that i will begin ignoring you, as my relationship with your best friend deepens. i may even pretend i don't see you on the street. in my mind she'll be the reason i even met in you in the first place. but don't take it personally. in fact, i don't even know why i'm explaining to you. it's all water under the bridge, fire in the pants, whatever. so what's a little spilled tapioca pudding in a crackhouse? as my nana was fond of saying. ah, nana, sweet nana. nana with the blistered lips and the hollowed-out eye sockets. you had to grab the damn pipe out of her hands.
there's something extremely comforting in knowing that your stomach acids can dissolve a live frog. there's something very disquieting about feeling those acids work on your own stomach. finally, there is a grotesque sort of joy when you actually swallow a frog, and feel it happen for yourself. but that's life, right? in the end, it's either dying on the long highway, or in someone's belly. we're all -- you know -- frogs in the wind. just cracked-out frogs in the wind.
SUPERMILK is an expert Squeezer of Lemon, Thumber of Nose, and Navigator of Moronity. His mark can be found on the Bedpan of Hammurabi, the forehead of Dagonet, and the office stationery of Jorge Bourgoise. Additionally, he braised this tender piece of monkeymeat at 1:32 AM
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do you know what this means?! if acids can dissolve an entire live frog, than it can also dissolve salamanders. and small fish. and possibly numerous slugs in one sitting.
this is news.